I think some of you have read abt this article… well it’s for alittle laughter to lighten up your day… Hee~!

This is funny. You must read. Wonder how are ours?

Clocks

Hilary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

She asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said Hilary, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said Hilary, “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abrahim Lincoln’s clock. The clock hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where is Bill’s clock?” asked Hilary.

“Bill’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He is using it as a ceiling fan.”

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